Men 21-40 have no where to turn to find a few minutes of conscious thought to make a decision as to whether they should marry or stay single for the rest of their lives. The majority of men I've known should never have been married.

They can't ask their father for his advice, for if he tells him the truth, his wife will quickly find out by applying torturous "waterboarding." He can't ask his married friends, because friends don't ask other friends. So where should he turn to obtain real world advice?

Don't waste your time reading female propaganda. Turn to the "Lounge Lizard's Guide to Marriage and Divorce," written by a divorced man who has carefully studied the Marriage and Divorce Highway to Hell over 30 years to provide you the tools to make rational decisions.

Although the Lounge Lizard slams both men and women for all the stupid decisions they make in the marriage game, women can also learn significant information about men by reading this book.

BEFORE MARRIAGE

AFTER MARRIAGE

 
Let us not forget that ages old quote: "Women fall in love, and men fall in lust."

Men may love their family, they may love their dog, and they may love their blowup doll, but rarely do they "love" the woman they're marrying. Make no mistake. What the so-called experts claim about men and love is propaganda. Most men marry to have a captured sex partner to satisfy their raging bursts of testosterone.

You can marry, get divorced, or stay single, and after reading this book you'll have the knowledge to make an intelligent decision to live a completely satisfying life.

To learn more about the valuable life lessons in this book:
	Read an Overview of the book
	Review all the Topics in the book
	Play a short humorous movie
	Read the brief chapter, "About This Book"
	Order the book

This book is an excellent gift for the entire wedding party well before the blowout drunken bachelor party; It offers men serious thought before jumping into the clutches of a controlling woman.

People who have read the book:

"Finally, from a man who's lived the nightmare, he's telling me the real truth with hilarious content about the negatives of marriage and the devastating divorce process that too often follows." Keith Williams, Providence, Rhode Island

"I can easily pick the topics I want to read about, but I especially found the very humorous chapter on anatomically-correct female robots very appealing that will not only save me a fortune, but let me fully enjoy my single life without complex male-female issues." Carmello Roppa, Los Angeles, California