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What Topics are Covered in This Book?

This book dissects just about every topic a man could imagine he wants to know about to avoid a typical brain-dead alcohol-fueled decision by jumping into the horrors of getting engaged, married, or divorced, or preferably and joyfully staying a bachelor for the rest of his life.

ABOUT THIS BOOK

--	How do Men Approach Marriage?
--	Who is the Heretic Who Wrote This Book?
--	Top Ten Reasons Why Men Marry
--	What are the Real Reasons Men Get Married?
--	When Should Men Marry?
--	Marital Bliss can Quickly Dive into the Black Hole Of Calcutta
--	What Alternatives Do I Have to the Marriage Penitentiary?
--	Are You Doomed to Divorce?
--	What Will I Find in this Book that will Interest Me?

So, You Want to Get Married

--	Changing Marriage Customs in America
--	Can You Find the Perfect Woman?
--	Legal Requirements to Marry
--	Weddings Where the Bride/Groom Never Make It Past the Minister
--	Southern California -- The Singles Capital of the World
--	The Italian Stallion - California Poster Boy
--	What Types of Men Seek a Wife?
--	Factors That Reduce the Marriage Rate
--	Sharing Reluctant Time with Your Spouse
--	How Women Deceitfully Coerce Men into Marriage
--	Nasty Ploys Women Use to Hook a Man
--	The Magic of Women's Wedding Bands
--	The Lounge Lizard's Compatibility Quiz
--	How to Take the 10-Minute Compatibility Quiz
--	Lounge Lizard's Analysis of Your Quiz Score
--	More Factors to Consider Besides Your Lounge Lizard Quiz Score
--	The Lounge Lizard's Twenty Commandments of Marriage

Whom Should You Marry?

--	You have Many Choices to Find a Wife
--	Have You Considered a Recently Divorced Woman?
--	Have You Considered a Foreign-Born Wife?
--	The Advantages/Disadvantages of a Foreign-Born Wife
--	What are the Best Countries to Find a Wife?
--	Best Ways to Find a Woman of Your Own Heritage
--	Perhaps You Should Have a Competition Between Multiple Women
--	Intelligence is No Guarantor of a Successful Marriage
--	Marriage Laws in Various States
--	Men's and Women's Marriage Satisfaction
--	Considering a Prenuptial Agreement
--	Keeping Up with the Joneses

The Good, Bad and Ugly About Marriage

--	The History of Marriage
--	Variations on Marriage
--	America's Evolution in Marriage
--	What Can I Expect from My Forthcoming Marriage?
--	Surprise! What do Men and Women Want Out of Marriage?
--	The Feminization of the American Male
--	Why do Men Seek Multiple Sex Partners?
--	Are Men Wired to be Promiscuous?
--	Is Promiscuity a Mental Disorder?
--	A Bad Marriage can Make You Really Ill
--	Famous Marriage Limericks and Jokes
--	What are Your Chances of a Successful Marriage?
--	How Much do Women Spend to Look "Beautiful?"
--	Cosmetic Surgery
--	The Apocalypse - Women Shopping on Black Friday
--	"Whacking" Your Wife

Satisfying Alternatives to Marriage

--	Am I Better off Staying Single?
--	What Alternatives do I have to the Dating Scene and Marriage?
--	When do Men and Women Optimally Desire Sex?
--	The Lounge Lizard's Lifelong Personal Experiences
--	What are a Single Man's Options?
--	Why are There Millions of Prostitutes?
--	Legalized Prostitution in America
--	Cost of Prostitution in Various Countries
--	Are Anatomically-Correct Female Robots Really Satisfying?
--	What Kind of Robotic Woman can I Buy with My Budget?
--	Have You Taken a Good Look at Cybersex or Virtual Sex?

Are You Considering Divorce?

--	So, You're Thinking About Divorce - Is the Grass Greener?
--	A Streamlined Explanation of the Divorce Process
--	Divorce Statistics
--	Creating the Divorce Petition
--	Which States are 50-50 Property Settlement?
--	The Biggest Mistakes You can Make in Your Divorce Settlement
--	The World's Ugliest Divorces
--	Divorce Laws in Foreign Countries
--	Laws for Marriage Should be as Difficult as for Divorce
--	The Lounge Lizard's Proposed Marriage Laws

What Can You Do to Improve Your Sex Life?

--	What Steps can You Take to Improve Your Sex Life?
--	Learn All about Women's Erogenous Zones
--	Perhaps You Should Consider a Penile Implant
--	So, What is Your Game Plan Moving Forward?

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