Contrary to the most important words in a woman's vocabulary, the only "relationship" most men understand is that between a beer bottle and his lips.

As opposed to women who spend every waking minute with equally insecure girlfriend's emotionally debating whether they are in a serious relationship, men don't discuss their needs with other men. It isn't manly. Men believe it would reveal feminist tendencies; However, this book is your one private opportunity to learn the honest truth about marriage, good, bad or really ugly.

Although women rant about how much a couple is in love, this image is designed to impose their own objectives to get all men gleefully running down to the altar before they have a clue as to the overwhelming emotional and financial snake pit into which they are leaping.

Who is This Lounge Lizard?

In case you are not familiar with Lounge Lizards, you've seen them all of your life whenever you enter the latest pickup joint where the voluptuous femme fatales congregate. He is the reptilian creature who's dressed to the hilt and overwhelms the room with a cornucopia of aftershave lotions while spewing endorphins to reel in any woman within 20 feet. He's the sly fox who starts out the night with a target of meeting the perfect physical specimen of a woman and after six zombies will likely bed someone who looks like his Mother's older best friend.

After divorcing many years ago, the Lounge Lizard spent many years in the trenches, carefully observing men's and women's actions in the dating scene, the happily married and miserably married, and the ugly and often repeated divorce scene, so he speaks from personal experience and not from some shrink's analysis of marriage statistics. Over many years he's studied why men get married often with no more thought than satisfying their deviant sex drive, by interviewing men (especially men in the gin mills of life) as booze is an infallible truth serum.

To understand more about the typical ignorance of the male animal, glance at the topics discussed in the book ("Book Topics"), or even better, read the short opening chapter of the book, "About This Book," especially if you, or a friend or family member, are considering marriage or divorce on the road to hara kiri. Spare them a potential life of misery by spending a few minutes understanding how vicious you will find the marriage and divorce merry-go-round, and why staying a bachelor may be your most satisfying option.